Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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