But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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