We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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