I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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