i already hear my dad disowning me
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize