If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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