So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
