so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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