ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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