Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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