Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
try to milk me bitch
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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