they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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