I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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