a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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