What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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