Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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