chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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