Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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