the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
