You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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