i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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