PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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