You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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