seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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