Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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