Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
