Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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