I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
