Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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