Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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