Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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