Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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