U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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