i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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