Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I think I sprained my soul last night
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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