We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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