I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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