4 words: hood of his car
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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