you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Semen is not good for contacts.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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