why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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