so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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