we're blogging at a bar
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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