found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
