Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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