Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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