Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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