Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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