He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
