dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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