Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
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That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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