..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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