Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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