Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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