You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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