Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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