I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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