You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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