If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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